tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963940430516650019.post4165971472965028083..comments2023-09-16T11:37:10.056-04:00Comments on I'm Always Right: Be Nice!Redheadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03763007541819974123noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963940430516650019.post-26010450074948002212008-03-03T15:52:00.000-05:002008-03-03T15:52:00.000-05:00Yay for going mac. No more viruses for you!! Yeah,...Yay for going mac. No more viruses for you!! <BR/><BR/>Yeah, whatever, I'm a mac geek. <BR/><BR/>BUT! IT is so nice to read your voice again. I hope things at work are settling down (did you get that assistant yet??) and that you have more time to drink and blog. :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963940430516650019.post-46437818762621101232008-02-29T17:13:00.000-05:002008-02-29T17:13:00.000-05:00A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel at...A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his pants. The bartending looks up and says to the pirate:<BR/><BR/>"You know you have a steering wheel attached to your pants?"<BR/><BR/>"Aarrgh, matey. It's driving me nuts!"<BR/><BR/><BR/>Hope everything is getting better.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963940430516650019.post-33568267284224738972008-02-28T00:56:00.000-05:002008-02-28T00:56:00.000-05:00There is a not really funny story about me nearly ...There is a not really funny story about me nearly getting arrested for masturbating in my dorm room window during my freshman year. I had an alibi. I am asked to tell the story at get togethers fairly often and every time one of my buddies, right after I tell the crowd I have an alibi, tells them that I was lying and that it wasn't true. I say that he is lying and that I DID have and alibi. Then he says, "Come on, everybody here knows Bruce is the best bullshit artist that ever lived. We all know he could easily fool a couple campus cops." They believe him every time. Now there is a story floating around my hometown about me getting in a fight with cops who were trying to stop me from masturbating.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963940430516650019.post-48239608330597856532008-02-27T23:16:00.000-05:002008-02-27T23:16:00.000-05:00Seriously, you really need to ease up on the porn....Seriously, you really need to ease up on the porn.TKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13495736427508294951noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963940430516650019.post-35445606484408477282008-02-27T21:56:00.000-05:002008-02-27T21:56:00.000-05:00Have you heard the one about the man who procrasti...Have you heard the one about the man who procrastinated on a major presentation to most of the important people at his workplace until the night before? It's hilarious! Oh wait, that's me...not so much. Anyway, so sorry to hear about the computer troubles; those are always so frustrating.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com