tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963940430516650019.post6624259313624090213..comments2023-09-16T11:37:10.056-04:00Comments on I'm Always Right: I’m a SpazRedheadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03763007541819974123noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963940430516650019.post-20968254615250635142007-08-29T09:06:00.000-04:002007-08-29T09:06:00.000-04:00tk: When I said 'don't judge me' I OBVIOUSLY didn'...tk: When I said 'don't judge me' I OBVIOUSLY didn't mean you; I understand your limitations.<BR/><BR/>diarrhea of the mouth: OK, a) how did he manage that?, b) did you kick his ass?, and c) I hope you dumped him on the side of the road and let him walk home/to the casino.<BR/><BR/>Dave: Sure, take the philosopher's route - I took the drunk, frustrated, and foul-mouthed route. To each his own as they say.Redheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03763007541819974123noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963940430516650019.post-53863109745047889662007-08-28T23:09:00.000-04:002007-08-28T23:09:00.000-04:00Red, As the saying goes, golf and sex are two of t...Red, <BR/><BR/>As the saying goes, golf and sex are two of the best sports because you don't have to be good at either to enjoy them. <BR/><BR/>I chased the PGA dream a few centuries ago. It is the hardest friggin game in the world but teaches you so many lessons that carry on in everyday life. <BR/><BR/>Hang in there, girl.<BR/><BR/>DaveAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963940430516650019.post-59635310670587023332007-08-28T16:55:00.000-04:002007-08-28T16:55:00.000-04:00Hell no I'm not surprised. That was in response t...<I>Hell</I> no I'm not surprised. That was in response to your "don't judge me" bit. <BR/><BR/>Thanks for the info on scotch'n'fish. Sounds like I'll pass on that one. If I want to mix sugar and alcohol, I'll go back to drinking and handing out candy at the playground.<BR/><BR/>Aw, shit. Did I say that out loud?TKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13495736427508294951noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963940430516650019.post-52399616819672864872007-08-28T13:05:00.000-04:002007-08-28T13:05:00.000-04:00losingit: Thanks. Gosh, all this support is just m...losingit: Thanks. Gosh, all this support is just making me glow inside. (Yes, I wrote 'gosh' - shut up.)<BR/><BR/>bella: I kind of thought the beer would make me better - works in mini golf, darts, and pool. Turns out...not so much. On the plus side, I had fun totally embarrassing my friends. Now I just need to find a man to embarrass...um, I mean spoil.<BR/><BR/>tk: That's right, I am a fucking golf star! No one else can curse and golf quite as fluidly as I can! So there stuffy golfers.<BR/><BR/>You're surprised that I'm capable of using a man. Really? No seriously, really?<BR/><BR/>Yeah, Swedish fish (which I love), and scotch (which I love) just don't go together. Aside from the REALLY bad taste, the scotch almost makes the little fishies...melt. I don't know, that may have been a hallucination brought on by sugar and alcohol.Redheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03763007541819974123noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963940430516650019.post-33218195902921795552007-08-28T11:28:00.000-04:002007-08-28T11:28:00.000-04:00I've never hit a golf ball in my life, so as far a...I've never hit a golf ball in my life, so as far as I know, you're a fucking golf star.<BR/><BR/>So wait... you're lifting the dating ban so you can get free food? Did I read that right?<BR/><BR/><I>claps hand over mouth, walks out of room, closes door.</I><BR/><BR/>I'd always wondered if there was anything that didn't go with scotch. Thanks for the heads up.TKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13495736427508294951noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963940430516650019.post-15695383921273174452007-08-28T10:21:00.000-04:002007-08-28T10:21:00.000-04:00I like your attitude. Beer or no beer, I cannot hi...I like your attitude. <BR/><BR/>Beer or no beer, I cannot hit a golf ball. lord knows I've tried. It's got to be one of the most boring-est games ever to me. I'd rather run 6 miles.<BR/><BR/>So now you need a job AND a guy???<BR/>Hmmm... which will come first? :)<BR/><BR/>You'll have to check with the guys on the dirty stories and all. You know how dull my life is...Bellahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03776447103944171477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963940430516650019.post-9338934075066930312007-08-28T10:16:00.000-04:002007-08-28T10:16:00.000-04:00So sorry to hear about the job, but I'm glad to he...So sorry to hear about the job, but I'm glad to hear you're keeping your chin up and not letting it drag you down. Good luck with the job hunt/man hunt!The Krakenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08130296484029792631noreply@blogger.com