tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963940430516650019.post7190151747052008306..comments2023-09-16T11:37:10.056-04:00Comments on I'm Always Right: They Call Me Spaz GirlRedheadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03763007541819974123noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963940430516650019.post-87641840154282597202008-06-05T08:45:00.000-04:002008-06-05T08:45:00.000-04:00omdq: He's almost a year old?! Wow, time flies whe...omdq: He's almost a year old?! Wow, time flies when you're having fun (or in your case losing sleep). He sounds absolutely adorable - as someone who has 2 nephews that are both obsessed with cell phones (I have no idea why), I will tell you there's a fake kids phone on the market that rings and then when you answer it plays pre-recorded messages that you leave. For example, you can leave a message for your little guy, and then when you're gone he can use the phone and listen to your voice talking to him.<BR/><BR/>When did this comment section become about kids? OK, you guys have found me out - I'm a closet kid lover; it doesn't make me any less tough though!<BR/><BR/>ygiu: OK, 1) Your name is awesome, and 2) I too appreciate the cold, withering stare.<BR/><BR/>paine: My theory on the breakup (besides the fact that no, I shouldn't have done it in my home), is that if I'm the one who's doing the dumping, I kind of figure it's a bad idea to then compound the problem by assaulting him (call me crazy). I figured my best bet was to just sit there quietly and take it. Having said all that, it was...not fun.<BR/><BR/>Awww, CPR to a little piglet? OK, I like you again (just don't tell you then killed and ate it when it grew up). That's just so...sweet. I knew you were a softy deep down inside.Redheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03763007541819974123noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963940430516650019.post-74931380146363330572008-06-04T17:11:00.000-04:002008-06-04T17:11:00.000-04:00Break ups are awesome. It was your house and you ...Break ups are awesome. It was your house and you really dont have to take shit from anyone there. Mace the fucker or get a gun. <BR/><BR/>Since you impression of my relationship with pigs may be somewhat tainted by earlier exposition, allow me to make a guess that may improve my standing with you. I may be the only person that reads your blog who has performed CPR on baby piglets.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963940430516650019.post-51386537682892281082008-06-04T14:44:00.000-04:002008-06-04T14:44:00.000-04:00People are so gross. I am a starer. If you're pick...People are so gross. <BR/><BR/>I am a starer. If you're picking your nose I'll stare you down. If you're driving 50 in the fast lane I'll stare you down while I whizz by you in the middle lane.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963940430516650019.post-49550322719893933532008-06-04T00:08:00.000-04:002008-06-04T00:08:00.000-04:00Red, would you believe my kid is almost a year old...Red, would you believe my kid is almost a year old? His first birthday is just over a month away - my wife has been planning the party for about three weeks now.<BR/><BR/>After a slow start, we're up to five teeth, and he has developed a (possibly un) healthy fascination for remote controls and phones. Oh, and he's just about ready to start walking, so that oughta be fun - if chasing a toddler around can be considered "fun". <BR/><BR/>But really, everything's great :-) (well, except for the fact that I'm a nervous breakdown waiting to happen and I use WAY too many smiley faces. It's a tad ironic).One More Dying Quailhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01247696588053891194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963940430516650019.post-69869871429699185512008-06-03T16:28:00.000-04:002008-06-03T16:28:00.000-04:00mcb: OK, there's definitely a story here and I nee...mcb: OK, there's definitely a story here and I need to hear it. Spill, you know you want to.<BR/><BR/>john: Of course I did, yes you may, and it's about time you noticed.<BR/><BR/>john 2: This is the kind of respect I deserve people!<BR/><BR/>mspuddin: Wait, he called you selfish once and you dumped him (because even if it's true, fuck him for mentioning it!), or he used to say it every time you argued (and in which case why would you put up with that?)? <BR/><BR/>My theory is that whenever a man calls a woman he's in a relationship with 'selfish,' he's really just saying he wants more blowjobs. While I've never personally heard this complaint (what can I say, I'm a giver), I often counsel friends to just yell back, 'Yeah? Well you suck in bed!' Not the world's most mature response, but satisfying all the same.<BR/><BR/>omdq: Actually, it's these little quirks in my readers' personalities (or cell phones) that make their comments more interesting. Now on to more important things - how's the baby?Redheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03763007541819974123noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963940430516650019.post-86755171754312729462008-06-03T14:40:00.000-04:002008-06-03T14:40:00.000-04:00Absolutely nothing in this post disturbed me...exc...Absolutely nothing in this post disturbed me...except for the idea of someone licking cream cheese off a bagel. Don't get me wrong - I love bagels and I love cream cheese, but the thought of licking the cream cheese off separately from the bagel? I don't like that.<BR/><BR/>In an unrelated footnote, I cannot text the word "bagel" on my cell phone without spelling it out in ABC mode. In Word mode, it comes out as "acid". Why you need to know this, I have no idea.One More Dying Quailhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01247696588053891194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963940430516650019.post-77663122274960004242008-06-03T13:56:00.000-04:002008-06-03T13:56:00.000-04:00ok I thought I was the only one with flaws that co...ok I thought I was the only one with flaws that could be thrown out there like that. My ex would repeatedly call me selfish whenever we would argue.<BR/><BR/>yes, I am selfish, you re just jealous. humph!MsFreshBananaPuddinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05890007816284521647noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963940430516650019.post-34818642147186732802008-06-03T13:03:00.000-04:002008-06-03T13:03:00.000-04:00This post was so good I had to give you a shout-ou...This post was so good I had to give you a shout-out:<BR/><BR/>http://lookbackinanger.blogspot.com/2008/06/add-another.htmlJohn Barleycornhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08138035686166958662noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963940430516650019.post-20878274492405426142008-06-03T12:34:00.000-04:002008-06-03T12:34:00.000-04:00Oh wow. Did you seriously laugh in that girl's fac...Oh wow. Did you seriously laugh in that girl's face? Can I pretty-please start a fan-club based around you and be the President?John Barleycornhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08138035686166958662noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963940430516650019.post-23966654014301305622008-06-03T12:17:00.000-04:002008-06-03T12:17:00.000-04:00Anyway, yes, I'm not at all surprised Mr. Fancy Pa...Anyway, yes, I'm not at all surprised Mr. Fancy Pants took things badly. He was an oblivious buffoon the whole time you dated him, and as such was probably completely blindsided that you were dumping him, not proposing to him. <BR/><BR/>Eh, there's worse--your parents could be recommending a girl 7 years younger than you, who lives 3000 miles away, as an ideal mate. Not that I know anyone that's happened to recently (seized by coughing fit).MCBiashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08158534411541450613noreply@blogger.com