tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963940430516650019.post9092328059644252872..comments2023-09-16T11:37:10.056-04:00Comments on I'm Always Right: I’ve Had A LOT of Coffee This MorningRedheadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03763007541819974123noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963940430516650019.post-91171254943355547892007-11-30T12:34:00.000-05:002007-11-30T12:34:00.000-05:00Sarcasm? Sarcasm?Present.Sarcasm? Sarcasm?<BR/><BR/>Present.Rahulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10921631514980980229noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963940430516650019.post-71682213454884588902007-11-30T09:31:00.000-05:002007-11-30T09:31:00.000-05:00rs27: Gay? Do you even read this blog? Does ANYONE...rs27: Gay? Do you even read this blog? Does ANYONE here ever actually read the posts? I'm starting to wonder.<BR/><BR/>anon: Huh...that might actually work. Wow. Thanks.Redheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03763007541819974123noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963940430516650019.post-32495359997107338092007-11-29T18:18:00.000-05:002007-11-29T18:18:00.000-05:00The guy does sound creepy and isn't going to give ...The guy does sound creepy and isn't going to give up if you have a cold. I'd make up a "still something with my ex, we're trying to make it work, not interested in a new relationship, just said yes to make him jealous or was flattered thank you" blah blah blah. Not sure if thats your style but that sort of thing has worked for me before.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963940430516650019.post-67235638315737990672007-11-29T16:30:00.000-05:002007-11-29T16:30:00.000-05:00Wait you're gay or not gay? I don't get it. Here's...Wait you're gay or not gay? I don't get it. Here's the link. Sack is up.<BR/><BR/>http://yourbeardisgood.blogspot.com/2007/09/just-little-crush.htmlRahulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10921631514980980229noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963940430516650019.post-37207777802775955992007-11-29T14:30:00.000-05:002007-11-29T14:30:00.000-05:00anon: Well aren't you the most optomistic person i...anon: Well aren't you the most optomistic person in the world...I don't know how to relate to that.<BR/><BR/>And just so everyone knows, jack cobra is still a jackass (but he's not retarded - or so he says)!Redheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03763007541819974123noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963940430516650019.post-40461586290324447142007-11-29T13:38:00.000-05:002007-11-29T13:38:00.000-05:00Women are so clueless sometimes. I got sidetracked...Women are so clueless sometimes. <BR/><BR/><BR/>I got sidetracked when someone walked into my office so I didn't get to finish my sentence about the movie....Sorry for the confusion on that, it was supposed to read...."I've seen so many movies where that happens. They are so funny."<BR/><BR/>It's like you think I'm retarded or something, geez.Shaunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09588168584127417327noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963940430516650019.post-15961765216717953922007-11-29T13:25:00.000-05:002007-11-29T13:25:00.000-05:00Oh you DID NOT just go there and make me sound lik...Oh you DID NOT just go there and make me sound like a pathetic, needy chick who is desperately looking for her soul mate!!!!! That's it jack, you're officially 1 more bad comment away from me doing something...REALLY bad to you.Redheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03763007541819974123noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963940430516650019.post-70729726279581069172007-11-29T13:16:00.000-05:002007-11-29T13:16:00.000-05:00Sometimes I forget to read the title of your blog....Sometimes I forget to read the title of your blog.<BR/><BR/>Here is what you want to hear...<BR/><BR/>"Blind dates are awesome but it looks like you have a stinker this time. That's too bad, I've seen so many movies Call him and tell him that you have a stomach virus. It will work out for you eventually, just keep trying"Shaunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09588168584127417327noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963940430516650019.post-7062741081400353982007-11-29T13:04:00.000-05:002007-11-29T13:04:00.000-05:00Correction (because I'm an idiot) - I meant to say...Correction (because I'm an idiot) - I meant to say I'm NOT pulling the I'm gay card...<BR/><BR/>I need more coffee.Redheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03763007541819974123noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963940430516650019.post-43092900967257350652007-11-29T13:02:00.000-05:002007-11-29T13:02:00.000-05:00jack: Yes, since I've always wanted to be a groupi...jack: Yes, since I've always wanted to be a groupie it IS strange that I turned down Jay-Z (moron). Look, I'm generally myself on dates - maybe a little more well behaved, but the essence is all me - so I don't buy your argument. I also know 2 couples that met on blind dates and ended up married. How would you suggest meeting new people? Bars? (Been there, done that.) Work? (Good God no.) You're talking out of your ass right now...but I'll forgive you just this once.<BR/><BR/>yes, I'll have another: Yup, that's pretty much exactly what he was saying. <BR/><BR/>rs27: If you're going to go with selfish promotion, go all the way and provide a link to the post - dude, in the immortal words of tk: Sack up.<BR/><BR/>Oh, and I'm pulling the I'm gay card, because this acquaintance (and pretty much every else who knows me) knows I'm not, and I'm trying not to piss off this acquaintance.Redheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03763007541819974123noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963940430516650019.post-735974231811916912007-11-29T12:29:00.000-05:002007-11-29T12:29:00.000-05:00Oh this is so easy. You only have to use 3 little ...Oh this is so easy. You only have to use 3 little words.<BR/><BR/>I. Am. Gay.<BR/><BR/>done and done.<BR/><BR/>See you guys next time.<BR/><BR/>P.S. Christian Bale is awesome. (Selfish promotion) I did a whole blog post on him.Rahulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10921631514980980229noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963940430516650019.post-89105200944277870172007-11-29T12:18:00.000-05:002007-11-29T12:18:00.000-05:00Ha. "Do you want to meey Jay-Z?" = "Jay-Z would li...Ha. "Do you want to meey Jay-Z?" = "Jay-Z would like to meet you, take you back to the stretch and see if your ass is better than Beyonce's. Wanna go? There's Cristal."Yes, I'll Have Anotherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16446466194767142015noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963940430516650019.post-87261280927725420602007-11-29T12:08:00.000-05:002007-11-29T12:08:00.000-05:00I'm not a hater, I've been on my fair share of bli...I'm not a hater, I've been on my fair share of blind dates. Some went well, some didn't....I used to be the 'go to guy' for my friends, too. <BR/><BR/>I'm just saying that they rarely turn out well in the long run. How am I a pussy for enjoying watching people in agony? First dates don't just bring about awkward silences but awkwardness as a whole. The guy never acts like he normally does, the girl never acts like she normally does. Hilarity ensues in my mind. <BR/><BR/>You are the one who wouldn't even 'meet' Jay-Z....weak.Shaunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09588168584127417327noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963940430516650019.post-62435897854675074032007-11-29T11:59:00.000-05:002007-11-29T11:59:00.000-05:00sooze: Okayyyy...let's make that Plan B.tk: 1) Yes...sooze: Okayyyy...let's make that Plan B.<BR/><BR/>tk: 1) Yes, he is VERY talented, but that's not what I admire most about him, 2) Hey, I love him too, it's not my fault everyone I know makes fun of me for listening to him (will you beat them up for me?), 3) Ah, the true problem with the cold excuse - it's a temporary fix. Don't worry, I'll think of something else. (Oh, and as for the whole 'sack up' thing - I love it when guys say that to me...I don't know why.) 4) 'Bite me.'<BR/><BR/>jack: Everyone I know sets me up on blind dates, I'm their 'go to' person for that. Why? Well, I think it's mostly because I rarely say no (normally my friends don't fix me up with losers, so why would I say no to a free meal/drink with a cute guy?), partly because I can talk to anyone (rarely any of the awkward silences that you seem to so enjoy - vicariously of couse *cough* pussy *cough*), and a little bit because I love anything that has the potential to turn into a good story (and blind dates are gold when it comes to stories). All of this adds up to me being a blind dating machine - don't be a hater. (God I'm a dork today!)Redheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03763007541819974123noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963940430516650019.post-40402813983339222792007-11-29T11:42:00.000-05:002007-11-29T11:42:00.000-05:00Sorry about the bad advice. The truth is that I lo...Sorry about the bad advice. The truth is that I love it when my girlfriend and I are out eating dinner and there is a couple there having an uncomfortable first date. It's kind of like my own entertainment. I shouldn't have been so selfish in my advice.<BR/><BR/>Here is some good advice....the 'friends setting friends up' thing...rarely works.Shaunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09588168584127417327noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963940430516650019.post-72957993831901651522007-11-29T11:39:00.000-05:002007-11-29T11:39:00.000-05:001. Christian Bale is on the list of actors that I...1. Christian Bale is on the list of actors that I would watch in anything. I'd watch him paint a fence, or read a magazine. He's ridiculously talented.<BR/><BR/>2. Don't knock Cat Stevens. I love his stuff... a legacy from my dad.<BR/><BR/>3. Re: the cold excuse - you're just postponing things. A cold doesn't get you out of future engagements. So you either sack up and go, and then after you can tell him it's not gonna work, or you <I>really</I> sack up and just flat-out tell him you don't think it's a good fit.<BR/><BR/>4. Knock it off with the fucking "quotes" already. It's bothering me.TKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13495736427508294951noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963940430516650019.post-58182518014747324272007-11-29T11:30:00.000-05:002007-11-29T11:30:00.000-05:00Just tell him you have SARS. Works everytime.Just tell him you have SARS. Works everytime.Soozehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06244595602514803118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963940430516650019.post-11883635395407008702007-11-29T10:30:00.000-05:002007-11-29T10:30:00.000-05:00hermano: My heart is not going to explode from caf...hermano: My heart is not going to explode from caffeine - hell, I'm pretty much convinced that it would stop beating without it's daily dose of coffee at this point. I'm ignoring the other part of your comment.<BR/><BR/>jack: Bad advice! I can get free food and booze from cute guys - why would I (metaphorically) whore myself out to the losers of the species?<BR/><BR/>harry: OK, I was wrong - jack's advice I disagreed with, YOUR advice is BAD advice. <BR/><BR/>bella: I used that excuse to get out of today, tomorrow, and Saturday (by Sunday I was plum out of excuses...damn).<BR/><BR/>mcb: Legitimate advice - I was thinking of going with the old cold excuse actually. It may not be inspired, but it has worked for me in the past.Redheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03763007541819974123noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963940430516650019.post-64566557855366854992007-11-29T10:05:00.000-05:002007-11-29T10:05:00.000-05:00Ooh, I get to give poor dating advice! (rubs hands...Ooh, I get to give poor dating advice! (rubs hands together creepily). A pleasing voice is underappreciated nowadays. That's not a bad complement, although it sounds like it was given in terrible style. Otherwise...dude is already talking about how you should see his place, and you haven't been on a date yet? Nay! I'm surprised he did not follow up with "And I've even cleaned up the blood from the last date, who didn't appreciate my Sinatra CD", ha.<BR/><BR/>To get out of the date--go catch a cold. The seasons are changing, it's getting colder--it shouldn't be hard at all. If this guy is managing to pull off the coveted Three Strikes of no attraction (poor communication, poor personality, poor looks), he's out.MCBiashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08158534411541450613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963940430516650019.post-40103832488533061972007-11-29T09:59:00.000-05:002007-11-29T09:59:00.000-05:00Um, Red, did you forget? WE had plans this weekend...Um, Red, did you forget? <BR/><BR/>WE had plans this weekend FIRST!<BR/><BR/>::whining:: <BR/><BR/>You <I>promised</I> to help me straighten my hair.<BR/><BR/>:) BellaBellahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03776447103944171477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963940430516650019.post-69426226064493167162007-11-29T09:47:00.000-05:002007-11-29T09:47:00.000-05:00There is nothing quite as sexy as desperation oozi...There is nothing quite as sexy as desperation oozing through your phone. I would go to the most rank sushi place you can find the day before you are supposed to go out and fill up. Nothing like a heavy dose of food poisoning to get you out of an unwanted situation. Of course, you could fake it but I always go for authenticity.<BR/><BR/>PS: You give good voice and have a beautiful brain? Awesome!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963940430516650019.post-85266302484082582007-11-29T09:42:00.000-05:002007-11-29T09:42:00.000-05:00I don't understand why you don't just go out to Di...I don't understand why you don't just go out to Dinner with the dude. It's a free meal and you can get drunk. Plus, maybe it was a bad picture. Ok, probably not, but at least you'll get a free meal and booze.Shaunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09588168584127417327noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963940430516650019.post-63400231673762278302007-11-29T09:33:00.000-05:002007-11-29T09:33:00.000-05:00You may 'give good voice', but most importantly, d...You may 'give good voice', but most importantly, do you give good helmet?<BR/><BR/>Also, from your posts, it sounds like your heart is about to explode from the caffeine overdose.Hermanohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02349603914900381810noreply@blogger.com