Okay everyone, I realize my posting has been lackluster of late, but bite me - cut a girl some slack! My home computer caught a nifty little virus that prompted it to start downloading porn (against my will), and I was not exactly feeling the love when everyone I knew a) didn't believe it was against my will and was frankly SHOCKED by some of my porn choices (as was I), and b) thought this whole porn fiasco was hysterical and didn't realize just how fucked I was until...the virus started stealing personal information from me (ed. note: FUCK!, I'm in the middle of acquiring all new bank accounts and credit cards right now), and eventually destroyed my laptop so that it doesn't even turn on. Needless to say I'm a little disheartened at the moment. But please, yell at me for not updating! Bring it on!
OK, I'm leaving the office early to go pick up my new Mac laptop (which set me back a grand I didn't want to spend), but I'll try to update in the next day or two so I can entertain you fuckers. Shit...does anyone have any funny stories they can share right now? I'm in desperate need of a laugh.