Alright, alright – I realize I should have written something for you guys over the weekend, BUT…I didn’t. I did go shopping though, and thanks to the generosity of my parents (shut up), I am now the proud owner of: Two new suits, three new blouses, a perfect little black dress, a new pair of shoes that make me want to whimper with pleasure, and a new purse. All of this looks absolutely fabulous with my new manicure and pedicure if I do say so myself. I feel…refreshed (and spoiled rotten – my favorite state of being).
Still, I know you guys don’t want to hear about that – you want pain, discomfort, and humiliation on my part. Well, aside from a killer hangover after a rather…interesting Saturday night, I’ve got nothing new for you. But I do have old stories – so it’s time for a flashback to some of Redhead’s more horrifying moments (recycled post-style – yes I’m giving you another half-asser, bite me). Ready?
-Men and women as friends doesn’t always work out the way it should: Part 1
-Men and women as friends doesn’t always work out the way it should: Part 2
-Green beer + one more guy than necessary + Redhead’s bad judgment = St. Patty’s Day
-Why drinking half a bottle of Rumplemintz is never a good idea.
-A life lesson: If a guy approaches you in a bar and spends an hour talking to you, it’s best not to assume he’s gay.
-Yup, I’m weird.
-An important rule: You NEVER know what’s going on in another person’s head – so don’t take anything personally.
-Turns out, not every guy wants me – when the fuck did that happen? Kidding, kidding. Oh, and I need to stop drinking in front of my family.
-Never date anyone who lives near you. Just don’t.
-Boy did I get ripped for this one.
-If you have a death wish, driving with me is a pretty good idea.
-I had a little fight with a spider a while back, and…um…it won.
Good God – and that’s not even all of them! Ah well, hope everyone had a good weekend. I’ll write more…eventually. I’m in cover letters and resumes up to my ass right now.